The problem is these kids are just really young. Katie Stevens sang Kelly Clarkson but she was only 8 when Kelly won 'the Idol.'
I think Kara just prophesied the show's downfall and ultimate demise when she called contestant Siobhan a 'character.' I guess they're not even pretending that the show is about discovering hidden talent anymore.
Is it a compliment when Randy says 'it was a boring song but your best performance to date' and this is like week a trillion...
And why are all these young girls trying to be Indigo Girls... This is the most boring Idol season ever!
- I'm out
Idol Recycled
Talent pool is so shallow, Idol has taken to recycling contestants ...
Bucky Covington
Casey James
Jordin Sparks
Michelle Delamor
What did Sam Cooke ever do to this girl?
And why is she murdering his song. This song has meaning this little girl couldn't begin to understand and she's singing it like it's some Radio Disney tune.
And Randy's Black card is officially revoked for saying this was his favorite performance. Somewhere Sam is rolling over in his grave ... this is not the integration they marched for.
Randy compared her to Bjork and that's exactly right -- but I doubt Bjork would have had the cajones to sing THAT song THAT way. These people are killing me!
Egads!
And Randy's Black card is officially revoked for saying this was his favorite performance. Somewhere Sam is rolling over in his grave ... this is not the integration they marched for.
Randy compared her to Bjork and that's exactly right -- but I doubt Bjork would have had the cajones to sing THAT song THAT way. These people are killing me!
Egads!
No one to blame but themselves
This season's disappointing run has only four people to blame -- Randy, Ellen, Kara and Simon. WHO were THEY listening to three weeks ago? For the first time, I can't pick a top 10 because I don't think there are 10 contestants worthy of going further in the competition. I know this is the most painful part of the process because they're still getting their bearings, but this time it seems different. Maybe because you have one judge whose sole job is to flirt and be cute. Another judge on his way out so he could care less. And a third judge who is there purely for comic relief. (not to make light of this -- Ellen is the only reason I'm watching this season) So that leaves Randy to hold it down.
Hold it down, dog. Hold it down.
Seriously, every two seasons or so, we have a dud. Taylor what's his name and then last year's Kris Allen. So we're due for another Kelly Fantasia Jordan Archuletta.
Unfortunately, these kids don't even come close -- as I listen to DiDi sing a version of Lean On Me that literally has Maimee leaning on me. That performance put us to sleep! Geez!
By the way, this is how you switchup this song.
Hold it down, dog. Hold it down.
Seriously, every two seasons or so, we have a dud. Taylor what's his name and then last year's Kris Allen. So we're due for another Kelly Fantasia Jordan Archuletta.
Unfortunately, these kids don't even come close -- as I listen to DiDi sing a version of Lean On Me that literally has Maimee leaning on me. That performance put us to sleep! Geez!
By the way, this is how you switchup this song.
Say what now??!!
iPhone blogger app not cool: answered the phone and lost my draft! Egads! Will try to re-create it now...
Two words. Idol-ized. Keepin eyes. On prize.
Show starts. Ball curves. Boys ready? Swallow nerves.
Ellen rambles. Ryan scrambles. Producers gamble.
Big Mike. Sounds tight. James Brown. Shut down.
John Mayer? Oh no. Vote tonight? Going home.
Bucky hair. Bucky clothes. Bucky talent? Hell nah!
Ellen talks. Nothing said. Kara flirts. Simon's red.
Alex Lambert. Channels soul. Legend dying. Verdict... Whoa! Judges crazy. Outlook hazy. Season's best? Hot mess.
Ego trippin. Hard-headed. Bags packed? Get'em ready.
Jermaine Jermaine. Listen up! FINAL ten. Switchit up. Right now. Shut up!
Bye Jermaine. Seeya later. Try being. More gracious.
B-boy. Pseudo soul. Indie rock. Makeit stop! Andy G. Killing me.
Two hours. Dragging on. Three days. Too long.
Opie Taylor. Looks hot. David Archuletta. He's not.
Simon leaving. Understand why. Weakass singers. Wanna cry.
Two words. Idol-ized. Keepin eyes. On prize.
Show starts. Ball curves. Boys ready? Swallow nerves.
Ellen rambles. Ryan scrambles. Producers gamble.
Big Mike. Sounds tight. James Brown. Shut down.
John Mayer? Oh no. Vote tonight? Going home.
Bucky hair. Bucky clothes. Bucky talent? Hell nah!
Ellen talks. Nothing said. Kara flirts. Simon's red.
Alex Lambert. Channels soul. Legend dying. Verdict... Whoa! Judges crazy. Outlook hazy. Season's best? Hot mess.
Ego trippin. Hard-headed. Bags packed? Get'em ready.
Jermaine Jermaine. Listen up! FINAL ten. Switchit up. Right now. Shut up!
Bye Jermaine. Seeya later. Try being. More gracious.
B-boy. Pseudo soul. Indie rock. Makeit stop! Andy G. Killing me.
Two hours. Dragging on. Three days. Too long.
Opie Taylor. Looks hot. David Archuletta. He's not.
Simon leaving. Understand why. Weakass singers. Wanna cry.
Two Words
Kanye West has a song with Mos Def and Freeway called Two Words... During the song, they only use two words at a time to complete each verse. Example: South side. World wide. We try. Still die.
Now I'm no lyrical genius like Ye and Mos Def but in an effort to get through what will undoubtedly be a painful second round of bad Alanis impressions, I'm going to give this two-word thingy a try. Here goes...
Now I'm no lyrical genius like Ye and Mos Def but in an effort to get through what will undoubtedly be a painful second round of bad Alanis impressions, I'm going to give this two-word thingy a try. Here goes...
There's an App for that
So excited. Downloaded an app that let's this lazy blogger post from her phone. If this can't keep me on track, I don't know what will. Looking forward to ditching more dead weight on Tuesday's show....
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