OK, so it’s Dolly Parton night… I guess Idol could do worse. At least it wasn’t another Beatles night. And Dolly is still relevant. Even Maimee knows who she is… In her words “She plays Hannah Montana’s godmother, and she owns Dollywood.” (Maimee’s favorite place on earth) And quiet as it's kept, I'm a big Dolly fan. Don't let the big chest and blond hair fool you -- that lady's got soul. The Beatles are the opposite of soul. (Sorry, Jeff, I'll get off the Beatles)
So, Brooke White opened with her version of Jolene. And I thought she did a pretty good job. I think Randy was right about the pitchiness in places, but overall, I thought it was a solid performance. Way better than some.
David’s Little Sparrow rocked! Metaphorically speaking. He’s one of the most versatile performers to come through the Idol process. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately – look at Chris Daughtry) he won’t win for that very reason. America loves to put people in boxes.
Ramiele is a mystery to me. If she were drop dead gorgeous, I could understand how she keeps making it through every week. But she’s not. Bless her homely heart.
And what’s up with Simon’s constant reference to cruise ships … think he needs a vacation?
Dolly described Jason Castro as funky (not funny) looking …. nuff said. OK, I’ll say this last thing: I would pay good money to take some scissors to those natty turd plaits. I’m sure Bob Marley is turning over in his grave!
Ooh Dollywood plug! Simon mentioned losing his season pass to Dollywood … was just there Saturday. Chillin with the glass blowers, eating some taffy and funnel cakes …
I have nothing against tattoos, but it’s like Carly is trying to force her “coolness” it down our throats –do they not have any shirts or dresses with sleeves? Don’t get me wrong, I think she has an awesome voice, but I’m not sure if she has the whole package. For that matter, I’m not sure any of them are “American Idols” except maybe Sayesha, but America’s trying to get rid of her –what’s up with that.
Speaking of former Idols and the total package –saw the Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown No Air video for the first time this morning. Little Jordin looked so grown up and cute.
David Archeletta is another one who has an awesome voice, but might not look so hot in a video … and that’s what it’s really about. That is if American Idol wants to continue its tradition of turning out pop stars. If they want to turn out radio performers (Ruben Studdard, Taylor Hicks), then David’s their man. It’s not right, but that’s the business.
Kristy Lee Cook …. Kelly Pickler 2.0
Sayesha -- can't say the girl don't have guts --to tackle a Dolly/Whitney song ... I didn't think she'd pull it off, but considering the size of this song, I thought she performed pretty well. And her hair looked amazing ...
But just when I had made up my mind who I would vote for, Michael Johns blew me away with It's All Wrong, But It's All Right (amen!) ... he has that blue-eyed soul thing going on, and Sweet T is liking it.
My predictions for Wednesday's elimination: either Brooke or Sayesha ... like the song says, it's all wrong, but it's all right.
You know who I'd like to see them cover -- Aretha Franklin or Lionel Richie (Lionel Richie is one of the most prolific songwriters of our time...) And how cool would it be if they covered Prince songs? Brooke (if she's still here) could sing Nothing Compares to You. Ramiele could try and belt out If I Was Your Girlfriend. Carly could throw down on How Come You Don't Call Me Anymore. David A would sound great on something sultry like The Ladder, and .... you know what, I don't think there are enough PG-rated Prince songs to choose from ... Oh well.
Ain't Nothin Like the Real Thing
Dolly Parton, Coat of Many Colors
Dolly Parton, Jolene
Dolly Parton, I Will Always Love You
Dolly Parton, Here You Come Again
Dolly Parton, Travelin Thru
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