OK, now that that’s settled, here are the high and low notes of the night.
David Hernandez (my Elliott Yamin) started the show off right with a very contemporary rendition of Wilson Pickett’s “In the Midnight Hour.” He is definitely one to watch … or at least I like watching him.
Chikezie Chikezie … not so easy, huh bruh? His orange suit was off the chain, although my man shudna been throwin ‘bows at Simon for dissin’ his duds. Lose a little weight and bruhman gets much ‘tude.
Translation: While Mr. Ezie looked handsome in his suit, his poor singing left him vulnerable to Simon’s criticisms. Consequently, Mr. Ezie was in no position to trade insults with Mr. Cowell.
David Cook. Chris Daughtry anyone? (without as much talent)
I have to go back to Chikezie. I mean who does he think he is to start picking fights with the judges on the FIRST night???? No home training. But then when your parents look like Rog and Mama from What’s Happening …
I thought I was going to have to take a Tylenol PM to get to sleep tonight, but then Jason Yeager sang Moon River and I was out… And was it my imagination or did Simon call him David? Geez, was his performance that forgettable?
Little David Archuleta is so Menudo cute. Doesn’t he look like a young Ricky Martin? And his You Better Shop Around was just too adorable for words. So no more –words, that is.
If you haven’t guessed, Danny Noriega is this season’s Sanjiya. He’s a crowd pleaser (more show than talent) and his super cool hairstyle will win him points with the teenage girls who make up the majority of voters. Simon called his performance grotesque … $10 says he’ll be in the top 12.
Programming note: I missed the second half putting the youngun to bed, so somebody feel free to fill me in.
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